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12 Ways Count Olaf Out-Donalds Trump, Bigly

It's not just the hair.

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2. Count Olaf knows the value of education.

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He’s taught P.E., music and herpetology (the study of reptiles), not to mention escape artistry and the theater troupe. He even plays the violin.

3. Count Olaf is a successful businessman.

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Count Olaf is stubborner than Donald Trump’s Twitter account at 3 a.m., despite nearly being killed dozens of times in his quest for the Baudelaires’ money.

4. Count Olaf’s friends are diverse.

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Count Olaf embraces not only white women, but also people with disabilities and a gender-neutral individual -- though rumor has it that he's trying to persuade the Enormous Androgynous Person to change their name to the Hyuge Androgynous Person.

9. Count Olaf inspired the Gothic Archies to write an entire album about him.

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Donald Trump has to do his own singing.

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