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12 Ways Count Olaf Out-Donalds Trump, Bigly

It's not just the hair.

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1. Count Olaf's hair is on fleek.

Count Olaf’s hair has flair. Donald Trump’s just sits there.
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Count Olaf’s hair has flair. Donald Trump’s just sits there.

2. Count Olaf knows the value of education.

He’s taught P.E., music and herpetology (the study of reptiles), not to mention escape artistry and the theater troupe. He even plays the violin.
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He’s taught P.E., music and herpetology (the study of reptiles), not to mention escape artistry and the theater troupe. He even plays the violin.

3. Count Olaf is a successful businessman.

Count Olaf is stubborner than Donald Trump’s Twitter account at 3 a.m., despite nearly being killed dozens of times in his quest for the Baudelaires’ money.
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Count Olaf is stubborner than Donald Trump’s Twitter account at 3 a.m., despite nearly being killed dozens of times in his quest for the Baudelaires’ money.

4. Count Olaf’s friends are diverse.

Count Olaf embraces not only white women, but also people with disabilities and a gender-neutral individual -- though rumor has it that he's trying to persuade the Enormous Androgynous Person to change their name to the Hyuge Androgynous Person.
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Count Olaf embraces not only white women, but also people with disabilities and a gender-neutral individual -- though rumor has it that he's trying to persuade the Enormous Androgynous Person to change their name to the Hyuge Androgynous Person.

5. Every Count Olaf book comes with a warning from Lemony Snicket not to go on.

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6. Count Olaf loves babies.

Or at least tolerates them.
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Or at least tolerates them.

7. Count Olaf has a wicked tattoo.

If Donald Trump has any tattoos, we don’t want to see them, or even imagine them.
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If Donald Trump has any tattoos, we don’t want to see them, or even imagine them.

8. Count Olaf’s neckties are not made in China.

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9. Count Olaf inspired the Gothic Archies to write an entire album about him.

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Donald Trump has to do his own singing.

10. Count Olaf’s fingers aren’t short.

I’m telling you, his fingers are tremendous.
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I’m telling you, his fingers are tremendous.

11. Count Olaf takes in orphans.

So, he wants to kill them and steal their money. At least he’s making an effort.
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So, he wants to kill them and steal their money. At least he’s making an effort.

12. Count Olaf would never mess around with an underage … oh. Never mind.

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