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    12 Ways Count Olaf Out-Donalds Trump, Bigly

    It's not just the hair.

    1. Count Olaf's hair is on fleek.

    2. Count Olaf knows the value of education.

    3. Count Olaf is a successful businessman.

    4. Count Olaf’s friends are diverse.

    5. Every Count Olaf book comes with a warning from Lemony Snicket not to go on.

    6. Count Olaf loves babies.

    7. Count Olaf has a wicked tattoo.

    8. Count Olaf’s neckties are not made in China.

    9. Count Olaf inspired the Gothic Archies to write an entire album about him.

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    Donald Trump has to do his own singing.

    10. Count Olaf’s fingers aren’t short.

    11. Count Olaf takes in orphans.

    12. Count Olaf would never mess around with an underage … oh. Never mind.