Bathroom Graffiti Or Published Poet?

Some of these quotes are legitimate poetry; some are scribbled on a bathroom wall. Can you tell the difference? Scrubbing Bubbles wants to talk about what goes on behind closed bathroom doors. Open up!

Hey! Good job! Now grab your scrub brush and check out what's going on behind closed bathroom doors.

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