24 Reasons Why You Really Love Watching “Geordie Shore”

It’s on late at night. You watch it when you’re drunk. Don’t worry. It can be our little secret.

Before we move on… this disclaimer.

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You have been warned. Read it? Good. Now you can scroll down.

1. Why do you like Geordie Shore? Well you admire the fact that Gaz has unlimited confidence.

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2. And how this is his catchphrase for intercourse.

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3. When others fail at pulling he says something like…

Geordie Shore / Lime Pictures / MTV

When you watch this show you’ll also hear “pull a world-ie” A LOT.

4. You like how everyone hates each other.

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5. And the fact they are drunk the entire time.

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Geordie Shore / Lime Pictures / MTV

 

6. You also like that they are pointlessly topless.

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7. That Rebecca always has this expression.

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8. And the fact that this show is trashy as hell.

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Footage of them having sex under a duvet in a dark room? How lovely.

9. Like really really trashy as hell.

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10. Oh and they do this an awful lot.

Geordie Shore / Lime Pictures / MTV

Geordie Shore / Lime Pictures / MTV

 

But the third series of Geordie Shore is by far the best. By far the best.

They all go to Mexico.

11. They’re quite excited about their trip to Mexico.

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12. They had to “look after the house” for this guy.

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13. They didn’t respect the house.

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14. They really didn’t respect the house.

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15. Holly especially didn’t respect the house. Here’s how she switched off the lights one night.

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16. She did this to all of the lights in her room.

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17. ALL OF THE LIGHTS.

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All lights do have an off switch Holly.

18. They weren’t really very respectful to Chris either.

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19. Cancun Chris is annoyed. Charlotte then shouts…

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20. In this series each character makes terrible predictions. This is what Vicky said about her boyfriend Ricci.

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She then says this two episodes later.

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They shout for the next 47564 minutes.

21. James was also not good at predicting the future.

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The next episode this happened between them.

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James then broke his leg. Holly responded with…

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This happened in the next episode.

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WE ALL DID, JAMES.

22. The worst prediction? Charlotte predicting that Gaz and Charlotte’s relationship had ended.

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THIS WILL THEY / WON’T THEY WILL NEVER EVER END. EVER.

Literally 5 minutes later Gaz says this.

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Then 1 minute later Charlotte says this.

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23. But the best reason why the third series was the best? Charlotte’s top observations.

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She then followed that thought up with this.

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24. She also wins because of her rhyming.

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Geordie Shore / Lime Pictures / MTV
Geordie Shore / Lime Pictures / MTV

What a lovely thought Charlotte. You are a true poet of our times.

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Scott Bryan is a TV editor for BuzzFeed and is based in London. Contact this reporter at: scott.bryan@buzzfeed.com
 
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