Before we move on… this disclaimer.
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1. Why do you like Geordie Shore? Well you admire the fact that Gaz has unlimited confidence.
2. And how this is his catchphrase for intercourse.
3. When others fail at pulling he says something like…
When you watch this show you’ll also hear “pull a world-ie” A LOT.
6. You also like that they are pointlessly topless.
7. That Rebecca always has this expression.
8. And the fact that this show is trashy as hell.
Footage of them having sex under a duvet in a dark room? How lovely.
9. Like really really trashy as hell.
11. They’re quite excited about their trip to Mexico.
12. They had to “look after the house” for this guy.
13. They didn’t respect the house.
14. They really didn’t respect the house.
15. Holly especially didn’t respect the house. Here’s how she switched off the lights one night.
16. She did this to all of the lights in her room.
17. ALL OF THE LIGHTS.
All lights do have an off switch Holly.
18. They weren’t really very respectful to Chris either.
19. Cancun Chris is annoyed. Charlotte then shouts…
20. In this series each character makes terrible predictions. This is what Vicky said about her boyfriend Ricci.
She then says this two episodes later.
They shout for the next 47564 minutes.
21. James was also not good at predicting the future.
The next episode this happened between them.
James then broke his leg. Holly responded with…
This happened in the next episode.
WE ALL DID, JAMES.
22. The worst prediction? Charlotte predicting that Gaz and Charlotte’s relationship had ended.
THIS WILL THEY / WON’T THEY WILL NEVER EVER END. EVER.
Literally 5 minutes later Gaz says this.
Then 1 minute later Charlotte says this.
23. But the best reason why the third series was the best? Charlotte’s top observations.
She then followed that thought up with this.
24. She also wins because of her rhyming.
What a lovely thought Charlotte. You are a true poet of our times.