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How Long Can You Survive Looking At Complaints From "Four In A Bed"?

The show about B&Bs that makes you not want to stay in a B&B.

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  1. How many of these 100% real complaints from the show do you find TOTALLY petty and annoying? Tick as you go.

    The teapot is stained with tea.
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    The teapot is stained with tea.
    Chandelier does not have a dimmer switch.
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    Chandelier does not have a dimmer switch.
    Taking shoes off at the door is
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    Taking shoes off at the door is "intimidating."
    Toilet brush too dark to tell if it is dirty or not.
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    Toilet brush too dark to tell if it is dirty or not.
    The soap is
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    The soap is "second hand."
    Mini fridge fan is too noisy.
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    Mini fridge fan is too noisy.
    Bathroom slippers are too small for large feet.
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    Bathroom slippers are too small for large feet.
    Bath mat moves too easily.
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    Bath mat moves too easily.
    Photo should be at correct angle.
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    Photo should be at correct angle.
    Sugar might have been touched by someone else.
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    Sugar might have been touched by someone else.
    There's a tiny, tiny, grey stain 2cm wide.
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    There's a tiny, tiny, grey stain 2cm wide.
    Toilet flushing sound inadequate.
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    Toilet flushing sound inadequate.
    There is dirt underneath bed (found with torch and mirror).
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    There is dirt underneath bed (found with torch and mirror).
    White room
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    White room "too intimidating."
    Sink too low so you have to lean when washing hands.
    Sink too low so you have to lean when washing hands.
    The tap has not been
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    The tap has not been "buffed" adequately.
    Towels are folded on the bed instead of bathroom.
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    Towels are folded on the bed instead of bathroom.
    Wood floor means cold feet in the morning.
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    Wood floor means cold feet in the morning.
    Room
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    Room "feels more like a hotel room than a B&B."
    There's ten bugs in this photograph.
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    There's ten bugs in this photograph.
    Welcome brochure
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    Welcome brochure "too corporate."
    Tap water bottle is not fresh enough tap water.
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    Tap water bottle is not fresh enough tap water.
    The coat hangers are all different to each other.
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    The coat hangers are all different to each other.
    This cushion does not serve a purpose.
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    This cushion does not serve a purpose.
    Thin layer of dust at the very top of this wardrobe.
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    Thin layer of dust at the very top of this wardrobe.
    Shower tap is not level.
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    Shower tap is not level.
    Bin located at wrong place.
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    Bin located at wrong place.
    Pubic hair in a drawer.
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    Pubic hair in a drawer.
    Teapot with boiling water inside is too hot.
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    Teapot with boiling water inside is too hot.
    The bed is four inches too thin.
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    The bed is four inches too thin.
    There is too much toast.
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    There is too much toast.
    The beans have been microwaved, not baked.
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    The beans have been microwaved, not baked.
    There is a gun in the room (not loaded).
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    There is a gun in the room (not loaded).
    Cucumber shower gel unsuitable as it is a vegetable.
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    Cucumber shower gel unsuitable as it is a vegetable.
    The Feng Shui not ideal as the room is not square.
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    The Feng Shui not ideal as the room is not square.
    Toilet lid loose so it might hit your penis unless you hold it.
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    Toilet lid loose so it might hit your penis unless you hold it.

How Long Can You Survive Looking At Complaints From "Four In A Bed"?

Their pettiness does not frustrate you.

You're as cool as a cucumber
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Don't be sad. Have some wine.

Their complaints have made you quite irritated
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WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE SO PETTY. Remember, it's only a TV show.

YOU'RE READY TO EXPLODE.
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