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How Long Can You Survive Looking At Complaints From "Four In A Bed"?

The show about B&Bs that makes you not want to stay in a B&B.

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There's a show called Four in a Bed where B&B owners stay at each other's B&Bs and slag them off.

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And some of the contestants go to extreme lengths to check whether their room is up to their standards.

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It's very, very British.

  1. How many of these 100% real complaints from the show do you find TOTALLY petty and annoying? Tick as you go.

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    The teapot is stained with tea.
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    The teapot is stained with tea.
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    Chandelier does not have a dimmer switch.
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    Chandelier does not have a dimmer switch.
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    Taking shoes off at the door is "intimidating."
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    Taking shoes off at the door is "intimidating."
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    Toilet brush too dark to tell if it is dirty or not.
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    Toilet brush too dark to tell if it is dirty or not.
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    The soap is "second hand."
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    The soap is "second hand."
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    Mini fridge fan is too noisy.
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    Mini fridge fan is too noisy.
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    Bathroom slippers are too small for large feet.
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    Bathroom slippers are too small for large feet.
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    Bath mat moves too easily.
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    Bath mat moves too easily.
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    Photo should be at correct angle.
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    Photo should be at correct angle.
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    Sugar might have been touched by someone else.
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    Sugar might have been touched by someone else.
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    There's a tiny, tiny, grey stain 2cm wide.
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    There's a tiny, tiny, grey stain 2cm wide.
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    Toilet flushing sound inadequate.
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    Toilet flushing sound inadequate.
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    There is dirt underneath bed (found with torch and mirror).
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    There is dirt underneath bed (found with torch and mirror).
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    White room "too intimidating."
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    White room "too intimidating."
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    Sink too low so you have to lean when washing hands.
    Sink too low so you have to lean when washing hands.
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    The tap has not been "buffed" adequately.
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    The tap has not been "buffed" adequately.
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    Towels are folded on the bed instead of bathroom.
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    Towels are folded on the bed instead of bathroom.
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    Wood floor means cold feet in the morning.
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    Wood floor means cold feet in the morning.
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    Room "feels more like a hotel room than a B&B."
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    Room "feels more like a hotel room than a B&B."
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    There's ten bugs in this photograph.
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    There's ten bugs in this photograph.
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    Welcome brochure "too corporate."
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    Welcome brochure "too corporate."
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    Tap water bottle is not fresh enough tap water.
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    Tap water bottle is not fresh enough tap water.
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    The coat hangers are all different to each other.
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    The coat hangers are all different to each other.
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    This cushion does not serve a purpose.
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    This cushion does not serve a purpose.
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    Thin layer of dust at the very top of this wardrobe.
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    Thin layer of dust at the very top of this wardrobe.
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    Shower tap is not level.
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    Shower tap is not level.
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    Bin located at wrong place.
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    Bin located at wrong place.
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    Pubic hair in a drawer.
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    Pubic hair in a drawer.
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    Teapot with boiling water inside is too hot.
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    Teapot with boiling water inside is too hot.
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    The bed is four inches too thin.
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    The bed is four inches too thin.
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    There is too much toast.
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    There is too much toast.
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    The beans have been microwaved, not baked.
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    The beans have been microwaved, not baked.
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    There is a gun in the room (not loaded).
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    There is a gun in the room (not loaded).
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    Cucumber shower gel unsuitable as it is a vegetable.
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    Cucumber shower gel unsuitable as it is a vegetable.
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    The Feng Shui not ideal as the room is not square.
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    The Feng Shui not ideal as the room is not square.
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    Toilet lid loose so it might hit your penis unless you hold it.
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    Toilet lid loose so it might hit your penis unless you hold it.
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