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Many People Want To Be Alone With Tamal From "Bake Off" Right Now

"Tamal puts the 'bae' in The Great British Bake Off."

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So there's this guy called Tamal on Bake Off.

You might have noticed him (you have totally noticed him).
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You might have noticed him (you have totally noticed him).

When he's onscreen viewers are like this.

When will Tamal just frick me in every crevice of my cake-loving being

There is a lot of Tamal thirst right now.

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Mary's face when Tamal said Bread-cycle was just one of pure joy and bread induced ecstasy. #GBBO

"Bread induced ecstasy."

And as this is a show where innuendo is rife, many people are dropping Tamal-based sexual innuendo whenever he's onscreen. Like when he made this box.

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Love Productions / BBC

Tamal can assemble my biscuit box and pipe his icing on it 😎 #GBBO

It was the same when he made some biscotti.

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BBC / Love Productions

I would love to dip Tamal's biscotti into my cup. #GBBO

can tamal please show me his hard biscuit

In fact during bread week it was just insane.

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I'd like to see Tamal's baguette slop out as it rises etc etc #gbbo

I'd lay my hands on Tamal's baguette #gbbo

It's pretty weird and ever so British.

I'd like to see Tamal's filling pouring out #GBBO

I would like to declare my love for Tamal. He's so beautiful. Beautiful like bread. Bake me bread, Tamal, you crusty temptress. #gbbo

"Bake me bread, Tamal."

And when he drops some innuendo unintentionally.

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His fans just get more and more intense.

"They've come out massive" - I BET they have, Tamal. #GBBO

"Ooooh he's a nice kid. I wouldn't mind you bringing him home" Mom on Tamal. NEITHER WOULD I ELAINE, NEITHER WOULD I #GBBO

Sometimes it's not even him dropping the innuendo, but Mel doing the voiceover.

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'Tamal is well versed in the art of injecting' IS HE INDEED #GBBO

God only knows how everyone reacted when he pretended to eat some goat's cheese and it turned incredibly sexual for some reason.

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In short...

Tamal puts the 'bae' in Great British Bake Off. #GBBO