So @VirginTrains tweeted this earlier, as the storm battering Britain grew worse.
At least they didn't tweet something like this.
Virgin Trains firmly in control.
It could have been a bit more dramatic.
bit much
This tweet will probably be followed up with.
Or this.
Or maybe.
Perhaps.
Or maybe something like this.
Or this.
You are well and truly on your own.
DOOM.

