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Val's Noah's Ark On "Bake Off" Is Absolutely Bloody Amazing

Her explanation on why there is only one elephant? "They've argued."

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In this week's Showstopper, Val decided to make this wonderful Noah's Ark thing for some reason.

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Her logic behind her bake is something else.

No explanation. Just like when she could hear her bakes.
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No explanation. Just like when she could hear her bakes.

Mel's reaction says it all.

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This is Val's world and we're all just living in it #GBBO

What then followed was Val explaining why her bake contains only one dove instead of two.

Of course. How silly of us to question that.
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Of course. How silly of us to question that.

Val then presented her "Noah's Ark."

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Val's safari mausoleum should win the whole damn show tbh #gbbo

Paul continued to criticise her bake for quite some time. Then Mary came out with this immortal line.

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"It's not a mess. It's informal."

'it's not a mess, it's informal' My new fave line which I will apply to most areas of my life from here on out #GBBO

New Grindr bio: 'I'm not a mess, I'm informal' #gbbo

And to top it off, Val came back with a line of pure sass when Paul said that his bake was salty.

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Every single week that Val continues to be in Bake Off is an absolute joy. Truly. A joy.

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Please let it continue as long as possible.

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If Val can make it to week four, I can make it through today #gbbo