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"The Jump" Is The Most Enjoyably Stupid Show You Can Watch This Winter

Warning: This post does feature Louie Spence.

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Think you have to resort to Netflix to get through this harsh bitter winter? You're totally, totally wrong.

The Jump / Twofour Productions / Channel 4

The Jump is back on Channel 4. Before we move on I should clarify that The Jump is terrible television, but also great television. Why?

There's a lot of weirdness too, like when Louis Spence did this dance to scare Mike Tindall.

vine.co / Via The Jump / Twofour Productions / Channel 4
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They rack up the tension even further as the celeb boards the jump by showing us their HEART RATE.

Two Four Productions / Channel 4 / / Via channel4.com

151 BEATS A MINUTE. Is that high? That's a bit high, isn't it? Is it?

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Here he goes. Hold on to your roast dinners.

The Jump / Twofour Productions / Channel 4

"Let's just get back together. We should have never broke up. They're telling me. That my heart won't beat again. Won't beat again. It's killllllling me."

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This has to be more impressive. Please. Oh look, our prayers have been answered. Welcome, Phil Tufnell.

The Jump / Twofour Productions / Channel 4

Look at his heartbeat. It is at a slightly lower bpm. #Tactics

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I've fallen off bigger kerbs #TheJump

Those guys on the jump did a brilliant job of making that scary skeleton and jump look easy. Can't wait to see how the girls do. #TheJump

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Those guys on the jump did a brilliant job of making that scary skeleton and jump look easy. Can't wait to see how the girls do. #TheJump

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