3. King’s Cross was like this.
6. In fact, the entire Underground network was like this.
12. Of course, you could borrow Mummy and Daddy’s 4x4.
13. Or maybe bag yourself a taxi.
14. Or just jump on one of these.
15. At least we didn’t exaggerate about the strike.
18. Nope. There was no exaggeration at all.
21. Did we get smug if our journey was unaffected? Nope.
28. But at least we cared about our fellow customers.
29. And we all didn’t mass-share signs on social media, which all turned out to be totally totally fake.
Oh. We all did.