Ooooooh hello.How are you doing?Mind if I undress you.With my eyes?Just take it off.You taste good.
Tee-deedeee. Tee-deedeee. TE DE DEEEEEEE. Dooowwww.Tuuuu teeeee duuuu de de tuuuu teee deeeeooo doooow.Neeeee ne ne neee neeeee teee deee deeeeee deee nee.OOOOooooOOOOOHHHHH doooo ooooohhhhhh oooooo.Nooooo doooo deeeeee deeeee doo daaa daaa daaaaaaa.Doooo nooooooo dooo dooo deee dooo doooooooooooo.
Look at my hat.My hat looks better.You just wait.This is the best hat.Please worship me.Curls know all.
"Well don't just stand there. Fetch me a bowl of tea whilst I rest my broken wing.""Damn my nostrils. What do I sense? Swan? Partridge?""I often wish I can curtsey. Will you teach me Verity?""Of course a gentleman knows where to draw the line. Towards a lady of his own class, it should be strictly honourable.""I was too concerned with my own dignity, grovelling and compliments were the order of the day. Schoolboy error.""Were he my worst enemy, I'd not wish jail pestilence on him."
Cornwall.Flickr: Majorbonnet / Creative Commons / Via Flickr: majorbonnetIs.Just.Flickr: Churl / Creative Commons / Via Flickr: churl
It feels so wrong.But it also feels so right.The way you look at me.I want to mine you all night.Even on a cloudy day.Look, I wasn't drunk when I made this quiz, OK?
Which Really Sexy Moment From "Poldark" Is Most Like Your Life?
You know all of the right places to kiss, all the right places to touch, and the people of the opposite sex / same sex / both sex (delete as applicable) want to do you hard. Go get them sex panther.
You're a sexy person who is not afraid to show off your talents in public. And you know that this person is looking at you right now. Otherwise you wouldn't be there one bit.
You always want to take it off, and they want you to take it off too. Whether it is in a room surrounded by candlelight, or a slutty club in Milton Keynes. Everybody think you're the sex.
Burn your top. Stare at it. Look at the flames. Feel the warmth. Feel the sex. Walk away. Have no shame.
Cameraman, can you keep zooming into this GIF until we're making out? Thanks. THANKS. T-H-A-N-K-S.
YOU ARE THE SEX. Literally. Everyone wants to have sexy time in a field, alone. Without this man looking. I mean, are you even looking at these words or are just the GIF? I could just write blahblahblahh and you wouldn't notice right now. Why am I even bothering? I'm so alone.