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    Let's Talk About Steve's Hair In "Stranger Things" Because Why Not

    Face it, you want to touch it. (Contains minor spoilers about Stranger Things).

    What's the best thing about this photo?

    I'M AFRAID IT ISN'T BARB, BARB LOVERS.

    Let's try this again, shall we.

    You've got to be fucking kidding me.

    OK. We're going to give this one more go.

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

    OH, AND IT ISN'T STEVE EITHER.

    But it is his hair. His wonderful, powerful hair.

    HOLD ON, EVERYONE.

    WE'RE GOING IN.

    OH MY GOD.

    We desperately need a higher-quality image.

    I love Stranger Things but I would love it so much more if the other dimension was in Steve Harrington's hair.

    Steve is a complicated character in Stranger Things. He can be really be a bit of a dick in one scene...

    And then totally sweet the next.

    And then in another scene he's a bit insensitive.

    And then in another scene he's a bit of a dick (this scene is actually quite complicated because it is quite understandable why Steve is acting like this).

    But in every scene...Steve's hair is fantastic.

    When you look at this photo you spend 70% of the time just looking at Steve's hair, believe me.

    It's emotional.

    Seductive.

    Metaphor.

    But there are some other good hair styles in the show, right? Let's take Dr Martin Brenner's hair, for example.

    OH NO.

    IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN.

    WE'RE GOING IN.