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14 Absolute WTF Things That Have Actually Been Said On "Sex Box"

"This is a new frontier. You're like sexual astronauts."

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1. So you probably know about Sex Box. It is a British show where people have sex in a box. There are many rather strange conversations in the show like this.

"Good box."
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"Good box."

2. When I watched some more episodes, I couldn't stop noticing the weird dialogue throughout the show, like this voiceover after an ad break.

I've never heard a recap like that before.
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I've never heard a recap like that before.

3. There was this really weird reason to clap.

They immediately came out of the sex box.
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They immediately came out of the sex box.

4. There was this really weird poll when a couple went into a box to try something new.

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5. During this feature on cheating we heard this.

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6. There was also this voiceover about a survey.

WHO WOULD HAVE SEX ON THE STREET?
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WHO WOULD HAVE SEX ON THE STREET?

7. Also, this chat between Steve and Goedele.

No.
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No.

8. Also, this question about spanking.

Why do you have records? Why do you write this down?
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Why do you have records? Why do you write this down?

9. There was this profound moment of wonder when two people, who just met each other, went into one of the sex boxes to have sex.

Sure.
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Sure.

10. When these guys opened up about their sexy time.

"Or I will kill you."
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"Or I will kill you."

11. And then there's this conversation.

Not one person in humanity has ever heard that sentence before.
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Not one person in humanity has ever heard that sentence before.

12. It was then followed by this.

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13. And when they got another two people who hadn't ever met each other to have sex with each other in a box.

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14. And finally, the oddest moral at the end of an episode when two people went into a sex box and didn't have sex.

BYE BYE *THROWS THE TV INTO THE OCEAN SCREAMING*
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BYE BYE *THROWS THE TV INTO THE OCEAN SCREAMING*