1. When Mary gave a death stare as Paul dunked his Jaffa Cakes and said: "We don't do that in the South."
2. When Tom said this about the fougasse bread.
3. When Andrew said this sentence.
4. And when he made this face.
5. When Benjamina knew how to bribe the judges.
6. And when Benjamina thought "FUCK IT" and made a Mexican Adventure pie for TUDOR Week.
7. When Tom started talking to his bread.
8. When Selasi was the most chilled man of all time.
9. And was like this MINUTES before the end of a devastating technical challenge.
10. This man is just too damn relaxed.
11. And then he tried one of his mixtures like this.
12. And aroused us all by doing this.
13. And then he casually told us he had a girlfriend.
14. Every moment Benjamina and Selasi were together was an absolute treat.
15. Especially when this happened.
16. And then this happened one episode.
17. When Jane summed up most of us baking.
18. When Mel and Sue introduced Bread Week.
19. And Tom made a bake that looked like a dick.
20. When Tom used a pink fan to cool down his roulade and Selasi looked at him like a proud father at his son's graduation.
21. When viewers noticed that Tom looked a little bit like Ezra Koenig from Vampire Weekend.
And then when Tom left the tent Ezra tweeted this.
great British bake off is rigged
22. When Jane had a moustache in the background for literally two seconds in the seventh episode.
23. And when Paul came to squeeze her pies and she gave back the death stare to end ALL death stares.
24. When Andrew said that his marjolaine looked like a posh Viennetta and then Sue said this:
And then "Viennetta" and "Vienetta" trended on Twitter.
Glad to see that the British viewing public had as much trouble spelling Viennetta as me! Two different spellings t… https://t.co/0NfqBfhDw9
25. When Selasi tried to bribe Mel with pie.
26. When Val knew when her bake was ready SIMPLY BY LISTENING TO IT.
27. When she explained her Noah's Ark bread sculpture.
28. When she was a little bit intense for a second.
29. And when Val believed that making a Bakewell tart every single week was completely normal.
30. She. Would. Not. Stop. Dancing.
31. When Mel and Sue totally tripped over their lines during the "On your marks, get set...BAKE" bit.
I think Mel missed her cue.
32. When Selasi pissed off Mel and Sue.
33. When three other bakers helped Candice when her bake went wrong.
34. When Val made this emotional speech.
35. When Andrew made this amazing pie cog thing.
36. When Selasi successfully flipped his pancake.
37. And when Mary offered to eat Candice's carpet.
38. When Val said where she was going on holiday.
39. And finally...this news.
Well done Candice.
