32 Sassiest Graham Norton Comments During Eurovision 2018

"Alexandra Rybak has come back with a song called "That's How You Write A Song." Ironically the song is not great."

1. "Now it's time for the flag ceremony. It's a new tradition. It's a way of making the show just that little bit longer."

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2. "They are the Beatbombers, the world DJ scratching champions. I'm not sure how many people entered that competition, but they won."

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3. "He has one contact lens in because I think he likes to look like an Australian sheepdog."

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4. "You asked for Eurovision you got Eurovision. A giant piano, a burning staircase, badly performed interpretative dance, the bar has been set very high, ladies and gentlemen."

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5. "I give it a month."

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On the couple in Spain's performance.

6. "Slovenia... Her song is called Hvalana, ne!, which means thanks, no thanks. It is like she read my mind."

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7. "I liked the bit when she stopped the music."

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When Slovenia pretended to have a technical problem during their song.

8. "He's found some good use for some unwanted grey leather."

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When Austria performed.

9. "[Alexandra Rybak] has come back with a song called "That's How You Write A Song." Ironically the song is not great."

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When Norway performed.

10. "Not sure we will be returning to Lisbon next year."

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When Portugal performed.

11. "I thought you meant tonight."

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12. "If you're just joining us Middle Earth hasn't joined Eurovision. No, that was Albania."

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13. "His song is called "Lie to Me". OK. I think you're going to win."

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When the Czech Republic performed.

14. "I'd get out of there if I were you, Philomena. I would just run."

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When a host talked to the Serbian contestants in the green room.

15. "I almost feel sorry for them."

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When the hosts decided to dab.

16. "Answers on a postcard please."

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When Moldova performed.

17. "It's over everyone."

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When Hungary's very intense song finished.

18. "Wow. We must applaud the use of fire-retardant hairspray during that performance there.

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When Cyprus performed.

19. "Oh here comes trouble."

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When the hosts started to talk after the longest interval of our lives.

20. "Oh look at him. It is a charm factory."

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When John Ola Sand confirmed the result.

21. "Goodness. It looks like she's cut a hole in a tent."

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When Ukraine gave their points.

22. "Minsk looks lovely. Is that a coach station?"

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When Belarus gave their points.

23. "Oh this is going to take forever."

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When Sweden gave their points back to front.

24. "We need a good quote for insurance."

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When Albania gave their points.

25. "I was about to say that [the voting] hasn't been too annoying tonight."

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When we all saw the Norwegian spokespeople for the first time.

26. "Is it Paris?"

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When France gave their points.

27. "What can I wear with this bridge?"

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When Serbia gave their points.

28. "Office space available. I can get you a great deal."

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When Cyprus gave their points.

29. "Is anyone else frightened."

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When Armenia gave their points.

30. "Two points for us? Thank you. We'll visit."

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When Montenegro gave their points.

31. "Goodness. Is it bring your cat to work day?"

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When Slovenia gave their points.

32. "I don't want to crush anyone's dreams, but at this point I think it is unlikely that SuRie is going to win."

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SuRie? She performed for the United Kingdom.