TV and Movies·Posted on 12 May 201832 Sassiest Graham Norton Comments During Eurovision 2018"Alexandra Rybak has come back with a song called "That's How You Write A Song." Ironically the song is not great."by Scott BryanBuzzFeed TV EditorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. "Now it's time for the flag ceremony. It's a new tradition. It's a way of making the show just that little bit longer." BBC / EBU 2. "They are the Beatbombers, the world DJ scratching champions. I'm not sure how many people entered that competition, but they won." BBC / EBU 3. "He has one contact lens in because I think he likes to look like an Australian sheepdog." BBC / EBU 4. "You asked for Eurovision you got Eurovision. A giant piano, a burning staircase, badly performed interpretative dance, the bar has been set very high, ladies and gentlemen." BBC / EBU 5. "I give it a month." BBC / EBU On the couple in Spain's performance. 6. "Slovenia... Her song is called Hvalana, ne!, which means thanks, no thanks. It is like she read my mind." BBC / EBU 7. "I liked the bit when she stopped the music." BBC / EBU When Slovenia pretended to have a technical problem during their song. 8. "He's found some good use for some unwanted grey leather." BBC / EBU When Austria performed. 9. "[Alexandra Rybak] has come back with a song called "That's How You Write A Song." Ironically the song is not great." BBC / EBU When Norway performed. 10. "Not sure we will be returning to Lisbon next year." BBC / EBU When Portugal performed. 11. "I thought you meant tonight." BBC / EBU 12. "If you're just joining us Middle Earth hasn't joined Eurovision. No, that was Albania." BBC / EBU 13. "His song is called "Lie to Me". OK. I think you're going to win." BBC / EBU When the Czech Republic performed. 14. "I'd get out of there if I were you, Philomena. I would just run." BBC / EBU When a host talked to the Serbian contestants in the green room. 15. "I almost feel sorry for them." BBC / EBU When the hosts decided to dab. 16. "Answers on a postcard please." BBC / EBU When Moldova performed. 17. "It's over everyone." BBC / EBU When Hungary's very intense song finished. 18. "Wow. We must applaud the use of fire-retardant hairspray during that performance there. BBC / EBU When Cyprus performed. 19. "Oh here comes trouble." BBC / EBU When the hosts started to talk after the longest interval of our lives. 20. "Oh look at him. It is a charm factory." BBC / EBU When John Ola Sand confirmed the result. 21. "Goodness. It looks like she's cut a hole in a tent." BBC / EBU When Ukraine gave their points. 22. "Minsk looks lovely. Is that a coach station?" BBC / EBU When Belarus gave their points. 23. "Oh this is going to take forever." BBC / EBU When Sweden gave their points back to front. 24. "We need a good quote for insurance." BBC / EBU When Albania gave their points. 25. "I was about to say that [the voting] hasn't been too annoying tonight." BBC / EBU When we all saw the Norwegian spokespeople for the first time. 26. "Is it Paris?" BBC / EBU When France gave their points. 27. "What can I wear with this bridge?" BBC / EBU When Serbia gave their points. 28. "Office space available. I can get you a great deal." BBC / EBU When Cyprus gave their points. 29. "Is anyone else frightened." BBC / EBU When Armenia gave their points. 30. "Two points for us? Thank you. We'll visit." BBC / EBU When Montenegro gave their points. 31. "Goodness. Is it bring your cat to work day?" BBC / EBU When Slovenia gave their points. 32. "I don't want to crush anyone's dreams, but at this point I think it is unlikely that SuRie is going to win." BBC / EBU SuRie? She performed for the United Kingdom.