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19 Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up The First "Bake Off" Episode On Channel 4

"Mary Berry bursts in shitfaced wielding an empty bottle of gin. 'I MADE THIS TENT' she screams as she attacks Prue."

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Prue Leith: *breathes* Me: MARY BERRY USED TO DO THAT #GBBO

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Noel Fielding is talking like he's meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time #gbbo

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Noel's like someone who ran for class prefect for a laugh, then somehow, won the vote and now suddenly has to be the class prefect #GBBO

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I'm sorry but the old Bake Off can't come up the phone right now.. Why?.. Oh, 'cause they're dead. #GBBO.

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Noel Fielding has the manner of a teenager trying really hard to act sober in front of his parents despite smelling of Hooch and Lynx #GBBO

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Noel Fielding's new calm, soft-speaking personality reminds me of the Peep Show when Jeremy joins a cult.

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you vs the girl he told you not to worry about #GBBO

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Mary Berry bursts in shitfaced wielding an empty bottle of gin. "I MADE THIS TENT" She screams as she attacks Prue. #GBBO

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ITS A SHOW ABOUT EATING CAKES WE DO NOT CARE FOR CALORIE OR WEIGHT SHAME CHAT SANDY OR ANYONE ELSE WIND YOUR NECK IN #GBBO

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When Mary sees @sanditoksvig in a floral bomber #GBBO

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PruPaul's bake race would be a better name for the show #GBBO

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I can accept the new channel and line up. But peppermint in a mini roll? Fuck off #GBBO

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Mini Rolls. Episode 2’s technical challenge will presumably be fucking Freddos. #GBBO

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How the hell is this a cake this is witchcraft I'm sleeping with the lights on tonight #GBBO

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"for my illusion cake I'm actually going to make Paul Hollywood" #GBBO

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I hope Mel, Sue and Mary are watching this together. Getting pissed and throwing jam sponges at the telly. #GBBO

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MY #GBBO REVIEW. It did feel a bit like hanging out with your ex. It's fun, everything's cool. But we both know it's not the same anymore.

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You can watch The Great British Bake Off on Channel 4 on Tuesdays at 8pm or catch up on All 4.