Supermarkets Are Selling Christmas Stuff Already And It's Only September
You realise that there's still three and a half months to go, right?
Guess what? The Co-op is now selling mince pies.
And Merry Christmas Toblerone.
As well as all of this crap.
And this Jenga tower Quality Street nobody wants.
Morrisons is also selling mince pies.
Some of which have a Best Before date of 27 October.
Remember: If you eat these mince pies at Christmas you will die.