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    "Naked Attraction" Is The Most Utterly Stupid Dating Show On TV

    People decide who to date by only being able to look at their private parts in a box. We have run out of dating show ideas. WE HAVE NO MORE IDEAS.

    Two weeks ago we were treated to a new show called Undressed where people had to undress each other at first sight and then talk about FEELINGS.

    Now there is Naked Attraction, a new show where a person chooses who they want to date by looking at people naked in boxes one bit at a time.

    No, I am not making this shit up. They have to decide who to date based on seeing their potential dates like this. None of this show is censored.

    The contestant eliminates one person after looking at this part of their bodies.

    THEN WEIRDER STILL... The person they didn't like has to leave the box and say goodbye to them by walking out completely naked and giving them a hug.

    Hello, nice to meet you.

    They then do several more rounds, with the contestant able to see more and more of their physical features.

    "Hello. I'd like to invite you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

    And why does the show exist? Well, according to the show, "modern dating has become a complicated business".

    THEN THE SHOW TURNS EVEN WEIRDER. In the final round, when it is down to two people, the person choosing the date also gets naked and then they all chat about the chooser's body and physical features.


    And good news... they are both dating and they didn't find seeing each other naked weird!

    This show is obviously all about boosting our body confidence and removing stigma, but does getting your genitals out on British TV actually prove anything?

    Also, every conversation is a little bit WTF.

    "What kind of vaginas do you like?"

    "Do you like a big willy?"

    This episode of Black Mirror is a bit far fetched #nakedattraction

    Quite a few people on the show say that dating in this way is liberating and worth trying.

    Naked Attraction is on Channel 4 every Monday at 10pm and you can watch the first episode on All4.

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