After the Weekend News on BBC One yesterday evening, John Hammond opened that night's weather forecast with this amazing line:
Me as a weather presenter
The original video has nearly received 17,000 retweets on Twitter.
Behold: the most amazing self-deprecating and British opening line to a weather report.

Essentially... it's this.
@coolmoleman @libbyfennessy @just_tesni this is such a dad joke I love it
John Hammond has since tweeted this.
Good to see my #dadjoke helps to engage Great British Public in its favourite subject #weather https://t.co/JDibrIHZsd