The Definitive 19 Most Uncomfortable Moments From "First Dates" Series Three

"I actually have an EP on iTunes."

1. In series three, there was this classy man.

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2. This girl who didn't know that Egypt still exists.

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As in, the era of Tutankhamun.

3. There was this guy with this fun fact.

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4. This guy, who learnt his date was 35 years old.

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5. There was the woman who made her date choose her main course minutes after they first met.

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6. Then there was a woman who brought a cutting of herself in the Radio Times when she was a child.

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7. There was this proud boast by this guy.

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There are five songs in total, and each one is about a girl he's dated.

And you can buy the songs here.

8. We learned that it really is not good to admit this in the first few minutes of your date with someone.

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9. Or ask questions like this.

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10. Or bring a photo of your face to give to your date as a present, on what happens to be their birthday.

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11. Or sing a Craig David song whilst pissing when you go to the loo during your date.

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"I'm pissing away. And I just can't stop pissing."

12. Or say that your job is being a street performer, and then pretend to be a statue for about thirty seconds.

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But then say that you were lying the whole time.

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13. Or try to recreate that famous When Harry Met Sally orgasm for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

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Her reaction was like this, by the way.

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SEND HELP.

Amazingly, they continued to date after this.

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14. Remember the snobby turtleneck woman?

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15. That date went so well, didn't it?

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"And can you feeeeeeeel the love tonnnnnniiiiggggghttttt?"

16. But the most uncomfortable bit of the show? The interview section. This guy was asked if he wanted to date this woman, to which he responded.

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When she was asked the same question she said this.

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R.I.P.

17. Although you could be honest, like this guy.

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When she took offence to that offensive comment, he came back with the really classy line: "I find lots of women attractive."

18. OR REALLY, REALLY HONEST.

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19. But nothing could top the woman who came to her date drunk. She was really, really, really quite drunk.

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And at one point she stood up and danced alone.

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In the interview bit, this guy said this about his date.

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But then she, unexpectedly, came back with this.

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