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People In Britain Are Getting Absolutely Obsessed With These Exceptionally Long And Niche Television Shows

A TWO AND A HALF COUNTDOWN OF THE BEST DOG BREEDS.

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And this wasn't a show on a niche channel. This was a show on one of Britain's biggest television networks, ITV. And it lasted for TWO. AND. A. HALF. HOURS.

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Me when my dog isn’t announced as number 1 on #BritainsFavouriteDogs

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And bizarrely the programme didn't do too badly either – more than 3 million people watched it.

What idiot called it "Britain's Favourite Dogs" and not "The Great British Bark Off" #BritainsFavouriteDogs

Now, you might think this was a one-off format just to fill some time. But you would be ABSOLUTELY WRONG.

The Times

That's right, tonight there is another TWO-AND-A-HALF-HOUR show during primetime, this time about walks. That's longer than if you actually went out and did a bloody walk.

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And you're probably wondering who the winners were. I am probably going to piss off the channels now by revealing them to you. Firstly, Britain's Favourite Dog...

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