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How Long Would You Survive If You Were A Candidate In "The Apprentice"?

Think that you could handle it better than all of the egos in the show? Well, Lord Sugar will see you now.

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    Loud, arrogant and manipulative... but also fun!
    Smug and a bit of a twat... but great at presentations!
    Annoying, childish AND LOUD... but good at negotiations!
    Silly, forgettable and *honestly* a disaster... but creative!
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    "I WILL ALWAYS BE PROJECT MANAGER LORD SIR ALAN."
    "I will not be project manager in the hope that the nightmare candidate will get it, implode and will then get fired."
    "I want to be project manager but I don't get to be one, so I act like a spoilt child for the rest of this week's challenge."
    "I will be forced to be project manager when half the candidates are fired and Sir Lord Alan Sugar suddenly realises that I exist."
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    Staring an enemy in the face telling them that they will die.
    Acting like your best friend who, by the way, might fire you.
    Frantically running around like a headless chicken screaming.
    Management. Digital. Brainstorm. Cloudburst. Solutions.
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How Long Would You Survive If You Were A Candidate In "The Apprentice"?

You got: Fired in Week One

Oh dear. Not only did you lose Lord Sugar money, you caused Nick to eyeroll. EYEROLL. Worse still Twitter has forgotten who you are. You haven't even trended! This is very sad news.

Fired in Week One
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You got: Fired in Week Four

You were the one who boasted at the start that you were taught by both Donald Trump and Desmond Tutu, yet you forgot what you scribbled on the back of your hand during a presentation and fell to pieces. Oh well. Never mind.

Fired in Week Four
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You got: Fired in Week Six

That didn't go very well did it? You blew up a few times, offended everybody and only won one task. But on the good side Twitter loves you. TWITTER LOVES YOU.

Fired in Week Six
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You got: YOU WERE HIRED!

WOW YOU WON THE TITTING APPRENTICE. This is very exciting! It was a bit confusing when Lord Sugar pointed at the end of the final show, but it was "H-IRED" not "F-IRED". Congratulations!

YOU WERE HIRED!
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