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30 Reactions That Sum Up The First New "Game Of Thrones" Episode

SPOILERS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SPOILERS.

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The first episode opened with Jon Snow definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely dead.

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1. Well, maybe not.

2. Then there were people hoping this.

Can't wait for Beyoncé to show up and resurrect Jon Snow.

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Davos discovered him and Melisandre turned up.

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4. The natural reaction to seeing Melisandre was.

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Davos: he's gone Melisandre: okay but what if I blow on it and plug it back in #GameofThrones

7.

I think they're gonna drag this #JonSnow thing out all season until we all lose our damn minds #GameofThrones

8. Meanwhile, Sansa was going through more hell.

9. Only to be rescued by Brienne of Tarth (and Podrick).

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When Brienne pled fealty to Sansa and Pod had to prompt the oath, I damn near wept. Team Women of the North. #GameofThrones

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Sansa having Brienne by her side is EVERYTHING! Someone by her side who will not hurt her or use her. #GameofThrones

We then saw Cersei smile.

Well kinda.
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Well kinda.

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Cersei gets to be happy for 15 seconds. I counted. #GOTs6

And there was a hell of a Dorne uprising.

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Uh, so the women of Dorne clearly saw #lemonade last night.

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I'd book 4 days and 3 nights in Dorne though

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Just when I thought there was no way #GameofThrones could make me care about Dorne...

Daenerys was introducing herself to new people.

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Daenerys can't fit all that on a business card. #GameofThrones

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Ayra was being trained to fight.

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Can't wait for Aria's spinoff. #gameofthrones

19. Davos declared his love for mutton.

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"I'd like some mutton" smh I love Davos #GameofThrones

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But all of this episode was nothing compared to Melisandre turning out to be a very old woman.

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Waiting for Jon Snow to come back like

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Get yourself a woman who can do both. #GameofThrones

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26. The whole thing was a really bizarre twist.

Me during that last sequence of #GameofThrones

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My reaction at the end episode one #GameofThrones

28. And there's a slight problem with the whole thing.

How do you explain this?! #GameOfThrones

29. Although, this makes a lot of sense.

After watching several people get brutally slaughtered, nation is shocked by naked old lady. #GameOfThrones

30. Oh and just to give you an update on Gendry.

Meanwhile, Gendry is still rowing... somewhere. #GameofThrones

Here's the first new episode, in a nutshell.

I wait 9 months to find out the fate of Jon Snow, but instead I get the full frontal of a 97-year old woman. I've been punked, man.

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