The first episode opened with Jon Snow definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely dead.
1. Well, maybe not.
2. Then there were people hoping this.
Can't wait for Beyoncé to show up and resurrect Jon Snow.
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Davos discovered him and Melisandre turned up.
4. The natural reaction to seeing Melisandre was.
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Davos: he's gone Melisandre: okay but what if I blow on it and plug it back in #GameofThrones
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I think they're gonna drag this #JonSnow thing out all season until we all lose our damn minds #GameofThrones
8. Meanwhile, Sansa was going through more hell.
9. Only to be rescued by Brienne of Tarth (and Podrick).
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When Brienne pled fealty to Sansa and Pod had to prompt the oath, I damn near wept. Team Women of the North. #GameofThrones
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Sansa having Brienne by her side is EVERYTHING! Someone by her side who will not hurt her or use her. #GameofThrones
We then saw Cersei smile.
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Cersei gets to be happy for 15 seconds. I counted. #GOTs6
And there was a hell of a Dorne uprising.
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Uh, so the women of Dorne clearly saw #lemonade last night.
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I'd book 4 days and 3 nights in Dorne though
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Just when I thought there was no way #GameofThrones could make me care about Dorne...
Daenerys was introducing herself to new people.
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Daenerys can't fit all that on a business card. #GameofThrones
Ayra was being trained to fight.
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Can't wait for Aria's spinoff. #gameofthrones
19. Davos declared his love for mutton.
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"I'd like some mutton" smh I love Davos #GameofThrones
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vote votesI would like some mutton.
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vote votesI do not want to have some mutton.
But all of this episode was nothing compared to Melisandre turning out to be a very old woman.
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Tinder vs. Real Life #GameofThrones
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Waiting for Jon Snow to come back like
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Get yourself a woman who can do both. #GameofThrones
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Freshmen year vs Senior year
26. The whole thing was a really bizarre twist.
Me during that last sequence of #GameofThrones
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My reaction at the end episode one #GameofThrones
28. And there's a slight problem with the whole thing.
How do you explain this?! #GameOfThrones
29. Although, this makes a lot of sense.
After watching several people get brutally slaughtered, nation is shocked by naked old lady. #GameOfThrones
30. Oh and just to give you an update on Gendry.
Meanwhile, Gendry is still rowing... somewhere. #GameofThrones
Here's the first new episode, in a nutshell.
I wait 9 months to find out the fate of Jon Snow, but instead I get the full frontal of a 97-year old woman. I've been punked, man.
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vote votesHe is dead.
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vote votesHe is not dead.