You Really Have To Listen To This Dalek Relaxation Tape
This skit, from Peter Serafinowicz's radio show on BBC 6 Music in 2012, is absolutely hilarious. And it's doing the rounds on Twitter again.
Stressed? Frustrated? Two hearts beating too fast?
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Then listen to this tape and everything will be OK.
View this video on YouTube
It was originally on The Peter Serafinowicz Show on BBC 6 Music.
For extra relaxation, scroll through post whilst the YouTube post is playing.
"WELCOME TO DALEK RELAXATION FOR HUMANS."
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"TAKE A DEEP BREATH IN THROUGH YOUR NOSE."
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"NOW EXHALE. THROUGH YOUR MOUTH."
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"SOFTLY."
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"FOCUS ON SLOWING DOWN YOUR BREATHING."
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"INTO A CALM RHYTHM."
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"INHALE."
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"YOU ARE BECOMING MORE AND MORE CALM."
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"EXHALE."
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"YOU ARE FEELING MORE AND MORE RELAXED."
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"INHALE."
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"CALM."
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"EXHALE."
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"RELAXED."
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"INHALE. CALM."
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"EXHALE. RELAXED."
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"INHALE. CALM."
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"EXHALE. RELAXED."
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"CONTINUE TO BREATH SLOWLY AND CALMLY."
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"THE ACHES AND STRESSES OF DAILY LIFE ARE FLOATING AWAY."
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"YOUR TENSION HAS BEEN EXTERMINATED."
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"EXTERMINATED."
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Thanks to @Glinner and @IBwan for bringing this to our attention.
Follow Peter Serafinowicz at @serafinowicz.