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You Really Have To Listen To This Dalek Relaxation Tape

This skit, from Peter Serafinowicz's radio show on BBC 6 Music in 2012, is absolutely hilarious. And it's doing the rounds on Twitter again.

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Stressed? Frustrated? Two hearts beating too fast?

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Then listen to this tape and everything will be OK.

View this video on YouTube

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It was originally on The Peter Serafinowicz Show on BBC 6 Music.

For extra relaxation, scroll through post whilst the YouTube post is playing.

"WELCOME TO DALEK RELAXATION FOR HUMANS."

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"TAKE A DEEP BREATH IN THROUGH YOUR NOSE."

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"NOW EXHALE. THROUGH YOUR MOUTH."

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"SOFTLY."

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"FOCUS ON SLOWING DOWN YOUR BREATHING."

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"INTO A CALM RHYTHM."

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"INHALE."

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"YOU ARE BECOMING MORE AND MORE CALM."

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"EXHALE."

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"YOU ARE FEELING MORE AND MORE RELAXED."

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"INHALE."

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"CALM."

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"EXHALE."

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"RELAXED."

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"INHALE. CALM."

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"EXHALE. RELAXED."

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"INHALE. CALM."

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"EXHALE. RELAXED."

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"CONTINUE TO BREATH SLOWLY AND CALMLY."

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"THE ACHES AND STRESSES OF DAILY LIFE ARE FLOATING AWAY."

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"YOUR TENSION HAS BEEN EXTERMINATED."

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"EXTERMINATED."

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Thanks to @Glinner and @IBwan for bringing this to our attention.

Follow Peter Serafinowicz at @serafinowicz.