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Every Single Thing That Is Guaranteed To Happen On A-Level Results Day

It is so much more than girls jumping. So much more.

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1. The media will show loads of jumping girls.

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People *excitably* jumping.


9. If you are receiving your A-levels and you haven't collected your results yet, you will get these adverts.

just the positivity I needed, thank you UCAS


just the positivity I needed, thank you UCAS

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13. Perhaps you'll be able to get away from it all by turning on your favourite radio station? No.

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This may be intended to help, but the only thing everyone will hear is "PANIC STATIONS."

It will be followed by adverts for the University of North Southeast Milton Keynes.

17. Or this, because you know you never have to see people in your area ever again.

But despite the anger you feel from all the photos of girls jumping and the people saying exams have gotten easier, you just don't give a toss any more. Why?