1. Belarus danced like this.
2. Before kicking the camera down due to PASSION.
3. Iceland’s lyrics were simply inspirational.
4. So special. So memorable.
6. Switzerland just had dirty dirty dirty lyrics.
7. There was some hot Greek trampolining action.
8. Russia got their hair tangled for some reason.
9. Romania came dressed as Saturn.
10. Germany didn’t seem to make that much sense at all.
12. The guitarist from France’s performance seemed familiar.
13. But then Conchita came on and she was mesmerising.
14. She ended her performance like this.
15. And you can tell that she really enjoyed herself.
16. The presenters decided to thank Graham Norton for some reason and this made everything really rather awkward.
But what was about to come was so much worse.
17. UK act Molly’s interview went like this.
She was then presented with a cake from London’s Borough Market for no reason.