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This "Dinner Date" Quiz Is Depressing And It Will Destroy You

Will you end up getting a generic non-branded ready meal for one?

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Dinner Date is an ITV show where someone chooses three people to go on a date with according to the food that their date will cook for them.

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Why? Nobody knows. It's a mystery as old as time.

Can you work out who each dater chooses by only looking at their menu?

  1. 1. What menu excites the mind of John, a policeman from St Albans, who likes to ski in Milton Keynes?

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    Elvira (swimming instructor)
    Elvira (swimming instructor)
    Karen (reflexologist)
    Karen (reflexologist)
    Debby (graphic designer)
    Debby (graphic designer)
    Jane (student)
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    Jane (student)
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    No, it wasn't a subway.

    Jane, who in this article claims she is proposing a subway and a coke, doesn't exist. The media lies.

    No, it wasn't a subway.
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  2. 2. Which menu does barber Kimberley like?

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    Scott (writer and journalist)
    Scott (writer and journalist)
    Cameron (creative director)
    Cameron (creative director)
    Russell (business manager)
    Russell (business manager)
    Clark (recruitment consultant)
    Clark (recruitment consultant)
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Always go for the dessert.

    Sexual.

    Always go for the dessert.
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  3. 3. Which one of these menus do you think biomedical science graduate Saidat likes the most?

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    Grant (financial consultant)
    Grant (financial consultant)
    Kelvin (recruitment consultant)
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    Kelvin (recruitment consultant)
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Sorry Grant, it's not your day.

    Oh well, saved a trip to the Co-op.

    Sorry Grant, it's not your day.
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  4. 4. Let's make this HARDER now. Which menu does hairdresser Jen NOT like the look of?

    God this show can be so depressing sometimes. Which one of the four menus does she not like?
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    God this show can be so depressing sometimes. Which one of the four menus does she not like?

    Lauren (curtain shop sales)
    Lauren (curtain shop sales)
    Rhea (IT sales executive)
    Rhea (IT sales executive)
    Abbie (student and part time sales assistant)
    Abbie (student and part time sales assistant)
    Laura (events fundraiser)
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    Laura (events fundraiser)
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You should have tried a pun.

    Everyone else did.

    You should have tried a pun.
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  5. 5. Which menu do you think David will NOT choose?

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    Lucy (media executive)
    Lucy (media executive)
    Bryony (medical student)
    Bryony (medical student)
    Chantal (events manager)
    Chantal (events manager)
    Danielle (events manager)
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    Danielle (events manager)
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Sorry Danielle.

    You were not marinade for each other. Your (possible) dream of cooking on ITVBe daytime now won't come true.

    Sorry Danielle.
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  6. 6. What menu does advertising executive Jason NOT like?

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    Charlotte (sales administrator)
    Charlotte (sales administrator)
    Katie (personal assistant)
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    Katie (personal assistant)
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kate no.

    You're probably lovely but that name of your meal was not to my taste.

    Kate no.
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  7. 7. Which one of these meals does Abbey NOT prefer?

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    Mike (personal trainer)
    Mike (personal trainer)
    Jack (sports student)
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    Jack (sports student)
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    ABS ABS ABS ABS ABS ABS ABS

    ABS ABS ABS ABS ABS ABS ABS.

    ABS ABS ABS ABS ABS ABS ABS
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  8. 8. Which menu does Jenny NOT choose?

    She's a video game exec "who likes nothing more than a good ride" on a horse.
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    She's a video game exec "who likes nothing more than a good ride" on a horse.

    Ian (mortgage advisor)
    Ian (mortgage advisor)
    Daniel (musician)
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    Daniel (musician)
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    WHAT. DECLINING PESTO?

    Jenny, how could you.

    WHAT. DECLINING PESTO?
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  9. 9. And finally, which one of these menus do you think diamond valuer Richard WANTS to have for his hot date?

    He claims that in his job he "makes dreams come true."
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    He claims that in his job he "makes dreams come true."

    Jane (personal assistant)
    Jane (personal assistant)
    Poppy (estate agent)
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    Poppy (estate agent)
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    TRY VODKA INSTEAD JANE.

    Forget your filo pastry parcels.

    TRY VODKA INSTEAD JANE.
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This "Dinner Date" Quiz Is Depressing And It Will Destroy You

Oh dear.

Looks like you will be enjoying a GENERIC NON-BRANDED meal for one at home tonight.

Oh dear.
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You did OK.

You didn't fancy the person on the date anyway.

You did OK.
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OMG the love your life is coming

In a reasonably priced family car.

OMG the love your life is coming
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