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Christmas Is Truly Here Because Supermarkets Are Selling Festive Bleach Again

Move over, red cups.

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For many people, Christmas is here when the red cups have arrived in your local Starbucks (in November).

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No. Christmas, for me, is here when you can buy festive bleach from your local branch of Sainsbury's.

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With rumours abundant on the internet today that festive bleach was out in stores, I took action.

.@sainsburys please tell me you are stocking winter spice thick bleach again.

And, yes. I can confirm.

@scottygb We are indeed Scott. Where's your local store? We can check stock for you. Danny.

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This was great news and I got carried away.

@sainsburys JUST FIRE TEN THOUSAND GALLONS AT MY HOUSE WILL PAY DIRECT DEBIT

Sainsbury's did not respond to this.

FYI: If you don't like Sainsbury's, Waitrose is also selling mulled spice bleach, which is ESSENTIAL.

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MULLED WINE THICK BLEACH.

Don't be afraid.

I have a confession. I bought festive spice bleach for the loos yesterday. The house has never smelt better #Noregrets

BTW, I would like to remind readers that bleach can be dangerous and to keep out of reach of children.