For many people, Christmas is here when the red cups have arrived in your local Starbucks (in November).
Or when you can watch teary and uplifting John Lewis adverts or can hear the "Holidays Are Coming" jingle.
Not for me.
No. Christmas, for me, is here when you can buy festive bleach from your local branch of Sainsbury's.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
And if you go on to the Sainsbury's website you will see that the bleach has got near-universal acclaim.
Just non-stop fabulous reviews.
With rumours abundant on the internet today that festive bleach was out in stores, I took action.
.@sainsburys please tell me you are stocking winter spice thick bleach again.
And, yes. I can confirm.
@scottygb We are indeed Scott. Where's your local store? We can check stock for you. Danny.
This was great news and I got carried away.
@sainsburys JUST FIRE TEN THOUSAND GALLONS AT MY HOUSE WILL PAY DIRECT DEBIT
Sainsbury's did not respond to this.
FYI: If you don't like Sainsbury's, Waitrose is also selling mulled spice bleach, which is ESSENTIAL.
Don't be afraid.
I have a confession. I bought festive spice bleach for the loos yesterday. The house has never smelt better #Noregrets
Enjoy it with friends.
