1. Tattoo Fixers is a British show where artists fix people's fucking ugly tattoos. For example, Danny, a Tupac fan, who had a half-finished portrait of the rapper like this:
It was replaced by a cover of a medieval Viking warrior. He then had another portrait of Tupac added just below his knee to compensate.
It was replaced by a cover of a medieval Viking warrior. He then had another portrait of Tupac added just below his knee to compensate.
It was replaced by a cover of a medieval Viking warrior. He then had another portrait of Tupac added just below his knee to compensate.
2. Then there's Amy, who had "Lindsay, will you marry me?" written in Spanish.
It was transformed into a diva dinosaur. And what happened to the proposal? Her girlfriend dumped her before she could see the tattoo. :/
It was transformed into a diva dinosaur. And what happened to the proposal? Her girlfriend dumped her before she could see the tattoo. :/
It was transformed into a diva dinosaur. And what happened to the proposal? Her girlfriend dumped her before she could see the tattoo. :/
3. Then there was Miles, who got a list of words tattooed on his arm when drunk in Magaluf. Some of the words he chose, like herpes, were spelt wrong because of the language barrier.
Who would have a HERPES tattoo? Meanwhile "Kratos" is the name of the shop, because when you get it as a tattoo you get a 20% discount.
Who would have a HERPES tattoo? Meanwhile "Kratos" is the name of the shop, because when you get it as a tattoo you get a 20% discount.
Who would have a HERPES tattoo? Meanwhile "Kratos" is the name of the shop, because when you get it as a tattoo you get a 20% discount.
4. There was Jamie, who wants to be a director when he's older, so got an "on directing" tattoo. He didn't notice the similarities to the band One Direction.
He also claims he isn't a fan of One Direction. You monster.
He also claims he isn't a fan of One Direction. You monster.
He also claims he isn't a fan of One Direction. You monster.
5. Shaun, who had "coffee" tattooed "above his pube line" when on holiday because he believed the word could be used as a chat-up line. "Coffee?"
He admitted that he doesn't like coffee – he's a tea man.
He admitted that he doesn't like coffee – he's a tea man.
He admitted that he doesn't like coffee – he's a tea man.
6. Then there was Ricky, who wanted to remove "cartoon lady bits with wings" from his bottom because he now has a 2-year-old daughter.
The tattoo artists made sure that the skull was facing left "as you wouldn't want a skull looking at your bum crack".
The tattoo artists made sure that the skull was facing left "as you wouldn't want a skull looking at your bum crack".
The tattoo artists made sure that the skull was facing left "as you wouldn't want a skull looking at your bum crack".
7. A woman who decided to have a box from Deal or No Deal tattooed on her bottom to convince producers to let her be a contestant on the show. The producers didn't say yes.
8. Sheldon, who decided to get his favourite takeaway order on his wrist.
1. That tattoo is awful. 2. The one on the right is fresh, hence why it looks a bit bloody. 3. Do chips, cheese, and gravy go together?
1. That tattoo is awful. 2. The one on the right is fresh, hence why it looks a bit bloody. 3. Do chips, cheese, and gravy go together?
1. That tattoo is awful. 2. The one on the right is fresh, hence why it looks a bit bloody. 3. Do chips, cheese, and gravy go together?
9. And Michael, who got this false advertising at the end of a very long night out.
AND THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T GET TATTOOS DRUNK, KIDS.
AND THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T GET TATTOOS DRUNK, KIDS.
AND THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T GET TATTOOS DRUNK, KIDS.