The best thing about the Malone family on Gogglebox isn't the sheer variety of snacks on offer each episode.
It's not the fact that we get dramatic close-ups of Tom Sr's head, like during Downton Abbey.
It's the sheer amount of dogs they own.
They are on a show but they can't even see the TV. Take this Ben Fogle show they watched, for instance.
The Malones bored watching a show = "Meh."
The Malones bored with three dogs: "OH LORDY."
BREAKING: Here is Tom Sr being licked by his dog.
I'm tempted to email Ben Fogle's agent.
WOULD WATCH A SHOW CONSISTING OF THIS.
Two thoughts: How does this dog manage to open the door to the living room so easily?
Then there's the concern when the dog doesn't move for an incredibly long period of time.
LET'S FINISH THIS ARTICLE WITH A SHOT OF MORE AND MORE DOGS FILLING THE LIVING ROOM.