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    Let's Talk About The Malone Dogs On "Gogglebox" Because Life Is Short

    This is long overdue.

    The best thing about the Malone family on Gogglebox isn't the sheer variety of snacks on offer each episode.

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    It's not the fact that we get dramatic close-ups of Tom Sr's head, like during Downton Abbey.

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    It's the sheer amount of dogs they own.

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    They are on a show but they can't even see the TV. Take this Ben Fogle show they watched, for instance.

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    Poor Ben Fogle. So isolated and alone.

    The Malones bored watching a show = "Meh."

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    The Malones bored with three dogs: "OH LORDY."

    Studio Lambert / Channel 4

    One person has a dog. I would love a dog.

    BREAKING: Here is Tom Sr being licked by his dog.

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    Ben Fogle wants a dog, probably.

    I'm tempted to email Ben Fogle's agent.

    Scott Bryan

    WOULD WATCH A SHOW CONSISTING OF THIS.

    Studio Lambert / Channel 4

    Less crotch though. More dogs.

    Two thoughts: How does this dog manage to open the door to the living room so easily?

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    1. Well... how?

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      Doggy paws.
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      Lazers.
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      This is TV and nothing is real.

    Then there's the concern when the dog doesn't move for an incredibly long period of time.

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    1. How many dogs do you think the Malones have?

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      One.
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      Ten.
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      Hundreds.
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      Billions.

    LET'S FINISH THIS ARTICLE WITH A SHOT OF MORE AND MORE DOGS FILLING THE LIVING ROOM.

    Channel 4 / Studio Lambert

    He died.

    Rest in Peace.

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