1. Mr Burns
Memorable line: "Don't pooh-pooh a nickel, Lisa. A nickel will get buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake, and a newsreel. With enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the polo grounds."
2. Mr Snrub
Key moment: "Hello there. My name Mr Snrub and I come from...some place far away. Yes, that will do."
3. Waylon Smithers Jr
Memorable line: "I like the way Snrub thinks."
4. Jasper Beardly
Memorable line: "Talking out of turn, that's a paddlin'. Looking out the window, that's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandles, that's a paddlin'. Paddling the school canoe, oh you better believe that's a paddlin'."
5. McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
Memorable line: "I'm thinking about holding another meeting...in bed."
6. Lenny
Memorable Line: "He's all right, but he's no bowl of Special K. Mwah."
7. Julius Hibbert
Memorable line: "Oh he he he he he he he he he he he he." (Obviously.)
8. Principal Skinner
Memorable line: "Am I out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong."
9. Kent Brockman
Memorable line: "I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords."
10. Ned Flanders
Memorable line: (speaking to Homer whilst wearing a ski-suit) "It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at ALL."
11. Scratchy
Memorable line: "Kids, say no to drugs!"
12. Rev. Timothy Lovejoy
Memorable line: "I CAST THEE OUT."
13. God
Memorable line: "Oh, don't tell me about family suffering. My son went down to Earth. I don't know what you people did to him, but he hasn't been the same since."
14. George Bush Sr
Memorable line: "Since I achieved all my goals as president in one term, there was no need for a second. The end."
15. Otto
Memorable line: (Driving the bus) "Stay calm, kids. I need you to be my eyes."
16. KBBL's Bill (on the right)
Memorable line: "Maybe you could say ''Nobody rocks like Bill and Marty on KBBL.'"
17. Hitler
Memorable line: "Das ist nicht eine boobie."
18. Kang
Memorable line: " It does not matter which way you vote. Either way your planet is doomed. Doomed. Dooooooooooomed. "
19. Judge Roy Snyder
Memorable line: "I order that joke to be stricken from the record."
20. Eddie
Memorable line: (Responding to Wiggum about him visiting a branch of McDonald's) "Huh. 'Shakes.' You don't know what you're getting."
21. Dewey Largo
Memorable line: "That was a close one, Lisa, but you made it. No, you regained consciousness. Alison won first chair. And believe me, THIS IS NOT A DREAM."
22. And Sam
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Shearer's also voiced Herman Hermann, Bill Clinton, King Snorky, Mr Black, Count Fudge-ula, John Travolta, Bob Dole, George Cauldron, Admiral Man, Birch Barlow, Jebediah Springfield, and many, many others.
