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A UKIP Councillor Blamed The Weather On Gay Marriage - And The Internet Reacted Beautifully

"There are warning of gays in Viking, Forties, Cromertie, South East Iceland and Bongo Bongo Land."

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So a UKIP councillor, David Silvester, wrote to the Henley Standard blaming gay marriage for Britain's recent stormy weather.

EXTREME WEATHER WARNING! Tonight for the first time, just about half past ten. For the first time in history it's gonna start rainin' men

UkipWeather@UkipWeather

EXTREME WEATHER WARNING! Tonight for the first time, just about half past ten. For the first time in history it's gonna start rainin' men

09:28 PM - 18 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

The Twitter account has been really rather successful.

After 12 tweets @ukipweather has had 32,760 RTs, 9,418 favorites & 67.8k followers. @ukip only has has 36.1k #humoursthebestpoliticalweapon

David Prescott@DavidPrescott

After 12 tweets @ukipweather has had 32,760 RTs, 9,418 favorites & 67.8k followers. @ukip only has has 36.1k #humoursthebestpoliticalweapon

08:50 AM - 20 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

There's even a UKIP Shipping Forecast.

This has been done by the excellent Nicholas Pegg.

But guys, homosexuals ARE controlling the weather.

I just listened to a Cher song whilst moisturising and we lost Bideford to a Tsunami. SORRY EVERYONE. #ukipweather

Stephen Brown@StephenBrownGPP

I just listened to a Cher song whilst moisturising and we lost Bideford to a Tsunami. SORRY EVERYONE. #ukipweather

07:31 PM - 19 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

I've been informed that sunshower days are the product of bisexual weather control. Because we just don't know what we want. #ukipweather

Laura@gryffindor

I've been informed that sunshower days are the product of bisexual weather control. Because we just don't know what we want. #ukipweather

02:16 PM - 19 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

It pissed it down for most of the 3 hour drive back to Kent... Bloody gays! FFS ;-) #ukipweather

Lee W Dalgleish@Hotdesigner

It pissed it down for most of the 3 hour drive back to Kent... Bloody gays! FFS ;-)
#ukipweather

01:22 PM - 19 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Oh my god it's a bit breezy! Must be those gays at it again. #ukipweather

Will Merry@Will_MerryEsq

Oh my god it's a bit breezy! Must be those gays at it again. #ukipweather

12:50 AM - 19 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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