So you know Vampire Weekend, right?
1. But have you really noticed Ezra Koenig? He's the guy who always does this facial expression.
2. Or this amazing facial expression.
3. Or this facial expression — so good it's copyrighted.
4. He holds a guitar at the best angle of all time.
5. This angle is OK too, I guess.
6. But not as good as this angle. THIS ANGLE.
7. And then there is his hair, the best hair of any human in the whole damn universe. Just look at it.
8. Majestic. Powerful. Erotic.
9. Then there's his laugh and his words of wisdom.
But he's more than this. He is truly the master of the internet.
10. His Vines (all four of them) are exceptional.
His voice! So deep.
11. He's has mastered the selfie from three different angles.
12. And a selfie with his tongue slightly out.
13. Seriously, nobody can do selfies as well as him.
14. He also supports Oatcake Day.
15. Then there is his Twitter account.
when i die, plz @ me in ur remembrance tweets. perhaps i will be a ghost in the machine and they will bring me pleasure...
16. Erotic. Inspiring. Confusing. All at the same time.
never giv up on ur dreams 2014
the urge to fav texts & emails is so strong
2014 trend forecast: WEEPING & GNASHING OF TEETH
hate 2 brag but I'm eating xmas french toast & simultaneously watching FOUR different episodes of Hoarders on my FOUR devices. Happy Xmas!!
OH CRAP HE DOESN'T LIKE THE WORD SELFIE.
selfy has replaced selfie. can't stand "selfie." "selfie" look like the name of a victorian pickpocket or a dog. selfy much more elegant
17. When he performed with Karen O from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs at the Oscars your heart started to melt a bit.
18. Mainly because, even though you love Karen O, your heart melted because you wish it could be you.
19. What else is he good at? Opening bottles of champagne at the top of very tall buildings in New York City.
20. In fact, the whole band is very good at opening bottles of champagne on the top of tall buildings in New York City.
21. Only he can get away with wearing this.
22. He can even get away WITH HEADBANDS.
23. HE CAN EVEN GET AWAY WITH POSTING THIS.
24. But he can wear good clothes as well, like at The Oscars.
25. Even though he has spoken against tuxedos.
tuxedos suck...suxedos
26. But at least he can pose like this wearing one.
27. OMFG.
