So you know Vampire Weekend, right?
1. But have you really noticed Ezra Koenig? He's the guy who always does this facial expression.
2. Or this amazing facial expression.
3. Or this facial expression — so good it's copyrighted.
4. He holds a guitar at the best angle of all time.
5. This angle is OK too, I guess.
6. But not as good as this angle. THIS ANGLE.
7. And then there is his hair, the best hair of any human in the whole damn universe. Just look at it.
8. Majestic. Powerful. Erotic.
9. Then there's his laugh and his words of wisdom.
But he's more than this. He is truly the master of the internet.