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    23 London Street Performers That Need To Stop Performing

    Terrible for tourists. Terrible for Londoners. Shut it down.

    1. No.

    2. Just stop.

    3. Please.

    4. You're not the real thing.

    5. You're really not the real thing.

    6. NOPE.

    7. NOPE.

    8. NOPE.

    9. NOPE.

    10. You're not fooling anyone.

    11. This is not a talent.

    12. Neither is this.

    13. This doesn't make any sense.

    14. This doesn't either.

    15. You're not making any sense.

    16. You're not making any sense.

    ...especially as you have the body of The Queen and the face of Margaret Thatcher.

    17. You're also not making any sense.

    18. What's with this "SMOTHER ME WITH PAINT" look?

    19. It's a bit weird isn't it?

    20. Oh wait.

    21. Bring back the "smothered with paint" look.

    22. All is forgiven.