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How about this tree that might kill you?
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Or this 'no expense spared' tree?
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Oh that didn't impress you? Well how about a tree that has everything you need right now?
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Or this 'bleached tree', which makes you forget what actual real trees look like.
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This tree? It seems to be missing something. I can't really tell what. Can someone let me know?
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I don't know about you guys but I am getting really excited about Christmas. Really excited.
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Dead robins hanging from the roof? So excited.
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I just can't handle these stairs right now.
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And are you having to stay in a hotel tonight? DW. Travelodge will make you feel all festive.
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Have no budget for Christmas trees? Just make do with whatever you've got lying around the office.
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You don't have pine? ANY TREE WILL DO.
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And if there's no tree, try folded up pieces of paper.
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You don't have a wreath? Use Post-it notes.
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No fairy for the top of the tree? No problem.
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Or just display a strip of a paper above the sink.
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Work in a hospital? You could always do this.
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And if all else fails, just display this instead.
