16 Things We All Learnt From The First Episode Of "I'm A Celebrity" 2014
Spoiler alert: Gemma Collins really really REALLY doesn't like the jungle.
Michael Buerk hates celebrity culture.
So he's on a show called errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......
But he and Tinchy are quite good at handshakes.
After a while it became a little bit of a thing.
A little bit too much of a thing.
Oh god please stop it becoming a thing.
But don't worry, Tinchy has rules about coolness.
Another contestant is Gemma Collins. She wanted us to learn something different about her.
We learnt she didn't like the rations of porridge.
So she invented "the porridge pâté".
And although she didn't have a good day, at least she hasn't let it knock her confidence.
And she's not asking for much.
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