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    16 Things We All Learnt From The First Episode Of "I'm A Celebrity" 2014

    Spoiler alert: Gemma Collins really really REALLY doesn't like the jungle.

    1. Michael Buerk hates celebrity culture.

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    So he's on a show called errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......

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    2. Michael isn't that up-to-date with celebrity culture either, so he's quite bad at introductions.

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    (Click the unmute button to hear the sound).

    3. But he and Tinchy are quite good at handshakes.

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    4. After a while it became a little bit of a thing.

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    5. A little bit too much of a thing.

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    6. Oh god please stop it becoming a thing.

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    But don't worry, Tinchy has rules about coolness.

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    7. Another contestant is Gemma Collins. She wanted us to learn something different about her.

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    8. So she boarded a helicopter to get to camp and immediately started shouting and freaking out.

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    And she then abandoned the helicopter after going into a panic.

    9. This led to an immediate campaign on Twitter for her for her to be a part of Band Aid 30.

    10. She then arrived at camp and started screaming.

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    11. We learnt she didn't like the rations of porridge.

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    12. So she invented "the porridge pâté".

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    13. And although she didn't have a good day, at least she hasn't let it knock her confidence.

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    And she's not asking for much.

    14. This is a given, really.

    Aaaaaand that's who's getting voted to do all the trials. #ImACelebrity

    Pete Allison@Pete_AllisonFollow

    Aaaaaand that's who's getting voted to do all the trials. #ImACelebrity

    9:20 PM - 16 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    15. Oh and what about Liam Gallagher's rumoured appearance in this year's I'm a Celebrity?

    What?! Roy Keane and Liam Gallagher AREN'T in the jungle?! But the papers were so sure! #ImACeleb

    The Media Blog@TheMediaTweetsFollow

    What?! Roy Keane and Liam Gallagher AREN'T in the jungle?! But the papers were so sure! #ImACeleb

    9:09 PM - 16 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    16. And what else did we learn about the show? That people like to scream in the jungle in the dark. A LOT.

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