15 Of The Weirdest Metro Rush Hour Crushes Of 2014
"You're the only person I've seen vomit on to a train floor with such grace. Perhaps I could take you for a McDonald's so you'll be able to keep it down next time?"
Rush Hour Crush is a column in the Metro where readers share their crushes in the hope they can land a date - and it's the oddest column in any paper.
Although it proves that you can make someone fall in love with you even when you are at your worst.
You learn that you don't even need to change anything about your personality. You can just be YOU.
Anyone can get a date. Anyone.
The word limit means you can’t give many details.
Readers like to relate their crush to current affairs, like this guy who linked it to the Lewinsky scandal.
Or the Scottish referendum.
Others make you want to ring the police.
Or head to the nearest airport.
Some of the crushes are a little bit vague.
And finally there are the desperate people.
Remember, you can never be too picky.
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