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15 Of The Weirdest Metro Rush Hour Crushes Of 2014

"You're the only person I've seen vomit on to a train floor with such grace. Perhaps I could take you for a McDonald's so you'll be able to keep it down next time?"

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1. Rush Hour Crush is a column in the Metro where readers share their crushes in the hope they can land a date - and it's the oddest column in any paper.

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2. Although it proves that you can make someone fall in love with you even when you are at your worst.

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"You're the only person I've seen vomit on a train floor with such grace."

3. You learn that you don't even need to change anything about your personality. You can just be YOU.

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4. Anyone can get a date. Anyone.

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5. The word limit means you can’t give many details.

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Why can this person see this other girl's pants? Does she know?

6. But sometimes there is still way too much detail.

Would you go out of your way to reach the people in the Metro's Rush Hour Crush feature?

Bacardi Oakheart@Midgetgems26Follow

Would you go out of your way to reach the people in the Metro's Rush Hour Crush feature?

6:11 PM - 24 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. Readers like to relate their crush to current affairs, like this guy who linked it to the Lewinsky scandal.

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So is this guy is in a relationship or something?

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9. No matter how hard readers try to impress others, their lines always come across as being a bit creepy.

Today's Metro Rush Hour Crush. Wrong on several levels

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Today's Metro Rush Hour Crush. Wrong on several levels

8:25 AM - 09 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. Others make you want to ring the police.

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11. Or head to the nearest airport.

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12. Some of the crushes are a little bit vague.

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WE ALL HAVE CHEEKBONES.

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13. And finally there are the desperate people.

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14. Who can't stand being single any longer.

Particularly extreme Rush Hour Crush in today's @MetroUK ! #rushhourcrush #desperateonthedistrictline

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Particularly extreme Rush Hour Crush in today's @MetroUK ! #rushhourcrush #desperateonthedistrictline

3:46 PM - 30 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. Remember, you can never be too picky.

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TO ANY WOMAN.