You know Metro's Rush-Hour Crush, where people ask their crush out in a column read by millions instead of, you know, asking them out in person.
The info at the bottom here isn't necessary.
This one reads like a really bad sex novel.
This double entendre at the end is unsettling.
This one has just got problems all over the shop.
This one could lead to an employment tribunal.
This one made me a little bit sick in my mouth.
Pretty pretty pretty pretty CREEPY.
But the creepiest one ever? THIS.
Oh btw, this apology won't get you a nice date.
Neither will this one.