You know Metro's Rush-Hour Crush, where people ask their crush out in a column read by millions instead of, you know, asking them out in person.
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But don't you think that some of the crushes are a little bit.... well.... creepy?
1. Like this one.
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No thanks.
2. And this one.
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No No No No No No No No No.
3. The info at the bottom here isn't necessary.
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4. This one reads like a really bad sex novel.
5. This double entendre at the end is unsettling.
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6. This one has just got problems all over the shop.
7. This one could lead to an employment tribunal.
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A DRINK? MAYBE IN A COURT OF LAW OKAY THANKS BYE.
8. This one made me a little bit sick in my mouth.
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9. This is just creepy.
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10. Pretty pretty pretty pretty CREEPY.
11. But the creepiest one ever? THIS.
12. Oh btw, this apology won't get you a nice date.
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13. Neither will this one.
