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11 Unbearable "First Dates" Chat Up Lines

"Your eyes are like spanners. Every time I look into them my nuts tighten."

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No.
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No.

2.

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She responds with: "fuck off."
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She responds with: "fuck off."

3.

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Stop.
Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com

Stop.

4.

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PLEASE stop.
Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com

PLEASE stop.

5.

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LOOK I TOLD YOU TO STOP.
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LOOK I TOLD YOU TO STOP.

6.

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HELP.
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HELP.

7.

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NO.
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NO.

8.

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What are you doing?
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What are you doing?

9.

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No really, what are you doing?
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No really, what are you doing?

10.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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And then after an awkward pause.

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DROP THE BREAD AND JUST RUN.
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DROP THE BREAD AND JUST RUN.