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    11 Unbearable "First Dates" Chat Up Lines

    "Your eyes are like spanners. Every time I look into them my nuts tighten."

    1.

    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com

    No.

    2.

    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com

    She responds with: "fuck off."

    3.

    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com

    Stop.

    4.

    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com

    PLEASE stop.

    5.

    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com

    LOOK I TOLD YOU TO STOP.

    6.

    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com

    HELP.

    7.

    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com

    NO.

    8.

    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com

    What are you doing?

    9.

    Twenty Twenty Television / Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com

    No really, what are you doing?

    10.

    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

    11.

    Twenty Twenty Entertainment / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Entertainment / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Entertainment / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com

    And then after an awkward pause.

    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com
    Twenty Twenty Television / channel4.com

    DROP THE BREAD AND JUST RUN.

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