How To Avoid Being Hassled By Hippies At The NATO Summit In Chicago
You should be aware that many of these protesters have at some point smoked "the marijuana" and are likely incapable of making intelligent life choices, as evidenced by their vividly colored clothing, multiple body piercings and strong belief that people should be nice to each other.
Drugstore Chain Now Offers Made-To-Order Sushi
A new upscale Walgreens opened today in downtown Chicago, featuring a made-to-order sushi counter. Yes. Fresh sushi at a drugstore. I won't even mention the barista and smoothie bar. Oh, I just did. Click the link below for more photos of this crazy awesome looking store.