16 Proverbs From Paris Hilton's Instagram

You might think that Paris Hilton’s instagram would be a mindless stream of insecure selfies taken by an over worked assistant or a plethora of pictures of small dogs wearing ridiculous clothes but you’d be wrong. Amongst the images of her wearing expensive shoes and videos of her ‘djing’, millionaire and self titled ‘author’ Hilton is using her social media for more than shameless self promotion. Here are her top tips to living your life like you’ve fallen out of a self help book from 1992 and into the hands of someone whose just worked out how to use Photoshop…

1. Life is short so Capitalise letters where Ever you Like

2. Fuck them (and remember to film it)

3. ...so live your life like Paris?

4. Her happiness is the reason I have mental health issues

5. Deep...

6. Become an arsonist

7. Why she axed her hit TV show 'Paris Hilton's British Best Friend'

8. ...as opposed to?

9. I've seen this on t shirts in Primark #trendsetter

YOLOL

10. Laugh uncontrollably... at Season 2 of The Simple Life

11. 'Easy to say if you're a millionaire' - joseycypress

12. Keep your head up... even when the gays have turned on you

13. This one hurts my brain, imagine what its doing to Paris'

14. The photoshop on this one obvs took the longest

15. She graffitied this one on her Nan's sofa

16. and finally Paris on Gay Men...