I invented cotton candy and ceilings. My favorite part of a Tootsie Pop is the stick. Birds often fly onto my finger while I sing songs in the morning; I feed them gummy worms out of my own mouth. On Tuesdays I meditate for a full 20 hours. I'm a 21st degree black belt in typing. My pinkie toe is a deadly weapon. The last time I cried was when I heard there wouldn't be a second "Anchorman". My shower is a time machine (and I wrote that way before "Hot Tub Time Machine"); I was instrumental in finishing the war of 1812 - the Tchaikovsky one, not the American one.
Anyone can watch a baseball game, or check an app on your phone. But one sports fan makes a video every game day, just to tell you whether his favorite team - The Kansas City Royals - won or lost. No statistics or hardcore baseball talk. Just a "Yes" or a "No" revealed a different way, for 162 games (plus the upcoming playoffs) EVERY. SINGLE. GAME. Here are some of the more interesting ones so far.
I'm not sure when it was made, but it's a guy doing a lot of push ups. All I'm sure of is that it "smells like push-ups in here".
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