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10 Creative Ways To Say "We’re Out Of TP"

Because just telling people is too easy. And when it's replaced, you can make a big difference (and get a coupon!) by pledging to go tube-free with Scott Naturals®.

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1. Bake a cake with your feelings and ideas and hopes.


2. Break into a Magic 8 Ball, change the fortunes, and wait.

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3. Switch your name to "Toilet Paper" in your roommate's phone and start texting.


4. Send an express air messenger.

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5. (Feel free to get a little silly with your language.)


6. Leave a cryptic note in a ridiculous place.

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7. Spell things out with some classic morse code.

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8. Or get ridiculously excessive with smoke signals.

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9. Craft a poem most moving.

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10. And if all else fails, enlist the perfect communicator: your cat.


But however you replace your roll, pledge to do it without the cardboard tube, and you'll get a coupon. Hooray!