You are Gap Ad Steven Tyler
So blah blah blah your better days are behind you, creatively and drug-intake-wise. You're a more mellowed-out incarnation of your former self in late-middle-age, though you haven't lost the bandanas or pained crooning or the karate kicks. You're in the graceful afterglow of cultural relevance, but you're not making a fool of yourself or anything, like, say, Carrot Top. But also now is the time to do whatever cashing in you haven't done yet.
