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Which Cult Leader Should You Follow?

I know, I know: So many cults to choose from, so little time to decide. Making up your mind which one to slavishly devote yourself to can take time and research that, sadly, many of us just don't have. That's why BuzzFeed (TM) has put together this handy quiz. Just answer a few simple questions, and your path to a life of truth/brainwashing/sexual slavery will become instantly clear!

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Question #1

What's your favorite food?

  • Pork
  • Honey
  • Anything with lots of vitamins
  • Sushi
  • I'd rather not eat, thanks
  • Something healthy, low-carb, local, organic
  • Brains