Question #1 Your preferred means of transport: Motorized skiff Schooner, brigantine or galleon -- so long as she's FAST Segway Question #2 When not a-sea, you would rather: Return to your tribal village, buy a villa and a huge 4x4 Hit up every town in the Barbary Coast and spend your pitiful share of loot on rum and women Be playing Magic: The Gathering at a local Starbucks Question #3 You tend to communicate via: Satellite phone Canon fire I use Trillium as my IM client Question #4 Your most-prized treasure: A Saudi supertanker called the Sirius Star Anything buried A leaked copy of Snowleopard, Apple's next operating system Question #5 When I say 'booty,' you think of: The ladies Plunder! Yar! You mean reboot? Your Quiz Result: You are a Somali pirate You have captured the attention of the world (and the US Navy Seals) with your low-tech brand of derring-do -- how you scamper aboard those huge cargo ships from your wee little motor boats is beyond us, but we guess you have been driven to it by the brutal logic of the global economy. Your Quiz Result: You are an old school pirate You are down with grog, rum, swashbuckling and all that crazy old pirate shit. You probably have scurvy or rickets or both, but you do not care, because you are a pirate. Yar! Your Quiz Result: You are a software pirate You probably need to get outside more often. You may raking in the dough by piggy-backing on copyrighted intellectual property, but you have got none of the street cred of the other two kinds of pirate. You lose.