TechMost SharedWhat Kind Of Friends Do You Have?This quiz uses a BuzzFeed algorithm to analyze your Facebook friends and rank them objectively as a group.By by Scott LambBuzzFeed, VP of InternationalPosted on October 1, 2009, 9:43 pmTwitterFacebookLink Question #1 So: This is basically a roundabout way to send a message to your Facebook friends. Just choose which description from the list below you'd most like your Facebook friends to see/think about themselves, hit 'Finish Quiz' and then add the result to your Facebook profile to complete the passive aggressive cycle! I want my friends to think they're awesome. They like to think of themselves as smart. I want my friends to think they are very attractive. I want my friends to think they're trendsetters. They are good at athletic events. They're all so cool and different! Really tall! Good at making sandwiches! Bad at choosing which movie to go see! They're actually all kind of alcoholics. They are a bunch of fucking assholes. They wear pants. Question #1 So: This is basically a roundabout way to send a message to your Facebook friends. Just choose which description from the list below you'd most like your Facebook friends to see/think about themselves, hit 'Finish Quiz' and then add the result to your Facebook profile to complete the passive aggressive cycle! I want my friends to think they're awesome. They like to think of themselves as smart. I want my friends to think they are very attractive. I want my friends to think they're trendsetters. They are good at athletic events. They're all so cool and different! Really tall! Good at making sandwiches! Bad at choosing which movie to go see! They're actually all kind of alcoholics. They are a bunch of fucking assholes. They wear pants. Your Quiz Result: Awesome! According to the BuzzFeed Friend Analyzer, my friends on Facebook are: 57% Awesome / 43% Pretty Boring, Actually Your Quiz Result: Smart!! The BuzzFeed Friendizer looked at my Facebook friends and decided they are: 66% Smart / 34% Not So Smart Your Quiz Result: Unusually Attractive! What a good-looking bunch you are! At least, according to the BuzzFeed "Friend-Face 2000" Analysis Machine, which says my friends are: 57% Unusually Attractive / 43% Fugly Your Quiz Result: Trendsetters BuzzFeed analyzed my friends with their patented "Awesome Algorithm" and discovered they are: 66% Trendy / 34% Lacking In Taste Your Quiz Result: They Are Very Good At Sports BuzzFeed looked at my friends on Facebook, and discovered they are: 66% Good At Sports / 34% Not Very Coordinated Your Quiz Result: Incredibly Diverse & Interesting What a mixed group -- racially, economically, geographically -- my Facebook friends are. So says the BuzzFeed Friend-Spectrograf: 97% Interesting, Cool Friends / 3% Boring, Normal Friends Your Quiz Result: Really Tall! According to the BuzzFeed Height-Tester, my friends are: 43% Tall / 57% REALLY TALL Your Quiz Result: Good At Making Sandwiches! BuzzFeed's cutting edge Sandwichology ranking system says my friends are: 57% Good At Sandwich Makin' / 43% Step Away From The Condiments, Please Your Quiz Result: Bad At Choosing Movies BuzzFeed's analysis of my Facebook friend group has revealed a severe weakness in choosing which movie to see: 66% Can't Choose A Good Movie / 34% Can Be Trusted To Select The Film Your Quiz Result: Alcoholics According to the BuzzFeed Internetbreathalyzer, your friends need to leave off the booze for a while. Because they drink way too fucking much! 97% Are Alcoholics / 3% Are Not Alcoholics Your Quiz Result: Assholes! I need new friends! According to the BuzzFeed Friend-O-Meter, my friends are: 97% Assholes / 3% Nice People Your Quiz Result: They Wear Pants! According to BuzzFeed FriendScan, of my friends: 97% Wear Pants / 3% Do Not Wear Pants
