• Frowny McGee gets his start in “Witness.”

  • There really wasn’t much to smile about in “G.I. Jane.”

  • Aw, sad Strider.

  • Why so serious, Vig?

  • Capitan Sadface at your service.

  • More like “Eastern Frownyfaces”! Har!

  • So, no one smiles in this movie. Fair enough.

  • Can you find a smiley Viggo? Please add yers below.