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11 Things That Should Be Winter Olympics Sports

Just in time for the Snowpocalypse: Let's spice up the Winter Games. People along the East Coast will be practicing many of these tomorrow. I will be perfecting my technique with No. 11: Hot Toddy Drinking.

  • 1. Snowball Fighting

    It's clear sports fans already love snowball fights. This is a no-brainer.

  • 2. Sledding

    Everyone loves sledding :)

  • 3. Snow Angels

    As these bikini-clad college girls demonstrate, competitive snow angelling is not for the faint of heart.

  • 4. Snowmobile Racing

    I think we can all agree that the Olympics needs more motorized sports, just generally speaking.

  • 5. Shovel Racing

    Guys, can we at least get some shovel racing in here too?

  • 6. Extreme Snowblowing!

    Watch as drivers go head-to-head!

  • 7. Snowman Building

    It also reminds us all of an important life lesson: Snowmen are not living things.

  • 8. Polar Bear Club

    This is such an extreme sport. Totally Olympics material.

  • 9. Dogsled Racing

    Hello! Dogs!!!

  • 10. Ice Sculpture

    It's as arty and beautiful as ice skating, but with chainsaws.

  • 11. Hot Toddy Drinking!

    Hot toddy. Say it. Say it! Hot toddy!!