The Bush Memoirs

Laura may be getting her own book; George, on the other hand, can’t find an interested publisher.

Poor Bush — low approval ratings are bad news for shopping a book proposal, especially in a down economy. Maybe he needs to start drinking again, head to rehab after Obama’s inauguration, then battle his addiction and go on a national speaking tour and then try to sell his book.

I mostly like old, unpopular things, like from 2002. I'm also 102 years old.
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