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Sarah Palin Steps Down

Our country's staunchest line of defense against Russia says she'll be stepping down as Governor of Alaska and not seeking re-election. Happy birthday, America!

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No announcement from her office as to why; we have to assume it's so she can pursue a career in film.

I mostly like old, unpopular things, like from 2002. I'm also 102 years old.

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